This week at The Bitchin’ Table, femonfire and aliasmitch are angry. So angry that they are willing to start an arbitrary facebook group that demands everyone they don’t like to be fired from their jobs because these people shouldn’t have jobs (because we said so.) We will call ourselves 5 Zillion Deviants and we will […]
Read More The Bitchin’ Table: The One Million Homophobic Moms EditionThis week in The Bitchin’ Table KCorbs444 and Parklena analyze (and bitch) about the extreme and ceaseless measures women partake in to protect themselves from assault… as well as everyday life practices calling for women to deal with the issues men inflict. Inspired by a chain letter and their own experiences as college students, these […]
Read More Bitchin’ Table: Outrageous Defense of Our Female Bodies…Welcome back to the Bitchin’ Table, your Friday feature where two ShoutOut! bloggers bitch and moan and shriek, all favorite feminist pastimes. This week aliasmitch and Katie O. discuss poor oppressed straight, white man Rick Santorum, his plight of persecution by the gays, how sad it makes him when people think he’s racist (jeez, he meant […]
Read More Bitchin’ Table: Rick Santorum, Victim of HeterophobiaMe: I hate it that everyone thinks all feminists hate everything. Friend: Aren’t you just validating “everyone’s” claim? Me: Shut up. Seriously, though, it really bothers me when I get the, “shouldn’t you be really pissed right now,” comments whenever someone tells a sexist joke or when a patriarchal song is played. Those […]
Read More Bitchin’ Table: All Feminists Hate Everything…Including But Not Limited to Everything Fun.Carly Quaglio (displayed as ‘carly’) and Katie Sensabaugh (displayed as ‘me’), bitch it out about guys who find someway or another to add an extra touch of humiliation on an already embarrassing moment. Why do they always have to do that?! me: hey carly! carly: Hey katie, what’s up? me: just studying in the library..blah […]
Read More Bitchin’ Table: Is the humiliation really necessary?!Hello, good readers! Welcome to another Bitchin’ Table, where 2 of your favorite writers tag team a tenacious topic. This week we broke open some Ben and Jerry’s and popped in a Collin Firth movie, then decided it was a bad flavor and casting mistakes were made. That brings us to today’s topic: Feminist Dating. The ever […]
Read More Bitchin’ Table: Love, Actually… Not.Hey all you loyal readers, welcome to another edition of The Bitchin’ Table with Katie O. and KillerTofu. Each week we like to shoot some sass and no topics are safe. This week we’re chattin’ about feminism and laughing, which in appropriate situations go hand in hand.
Read More The Bitchin’ Table: I have all the senses, except for humor.This week at the Bitchin’ Table (Which has been on vaction. Sorry everybody!) ecstanton and aliasmitch brain storm a very crazy monstrous creation, and ponder about her ultimate ability to smash some patriarchy.
Read More The Bitchin’ Table: Beware of Feministein!Hi again, welcome to another fabulous Bitchin’ Table. Each week 2 of your favorite and most beautiful ShoutOut! writers chew it out over any topic that comes to mind. This week we’re bitchin’ about Rape Jokes, they definitely don’t have us laughing. Because feminists haven’t got a sense of humor. That was sarcasm. KillerTofu: Hey […]
Read More The Bitchin’ Table: A Few Knock Knock Jokes I Don’t Want to HearWelcome to the Bitchin’ Table. A forum where two young gents of the feminine persuasion shoot the shit about the latest issues concerning women. Today’s topic: Halloween: To Slut, or Not To Slut? That is the Question. BlondeRedhead: Hey, Lauranium, what are you gonna be for Halloween? Lauranium: I’m not sure, but I guess the […]
Read More The Bitchin’ Table: Forget About the Treats, ‘Cause the Trick’s Right Here
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