Grow a Vagina.

“Grow some balls”. “Suck my balls”. “He’s got balls for doing that”. These are phrases that everyone has heard sometime in their lifetime and more than likely, they are phrases that everyone has said once or twice. It has nothing to do with physically having them but it has instead become an accepted way to […]

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Bitchin’ Table: All Feminists Hate Everything…Including But Not Limited to Everything Fun.

Me: I hate it that everyone thinks all feminists hate everything.   Friend: Aren’t you just validating “everyone’s” claim?   Me: Shut up.  Seriously, though, it really bothers me when I get the, “shouldn’t you be really pissed right now,” comments whenever someone tells a sexist joke or when a patriarchal song is played.  Those […]

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Veena Malik vs. Men’s Lifestyle

    Recently, a Pakistani Bollywood actor, Veena Malik, recently sued FHM, a men’s “lifestyle” magazine, for turning her cover shots into nude photographs.  Malik admits that she did a topless shoot with her arms covering her body; however, she claims she was wearing a bikini bottom and that FHM indicated the rest of her […]

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The Hot Waitress Economic Index: What?

A world where we talk about economics in relation to the objectification of women? Oh wait, that’s our world… right now. “An index that indicates the state of the economy by measuring the number of attractive people working as waiters/waitresses. According to the hot waitress index, the higher the number of good looking servers, the weaker the current […]

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The Bitchin’ Table : New Years Anti-Resolution

ICB:  ‪hey classifiedsarcastic!‬ CS:  ‪Well hello internationalcupcakebandit!! That gingerbread cupcake you “found” for me was delicious!‬ It was a lot of calories though….. I’m concerned about it joining up with the holiday themed truffles I’ve been eating ICB:  ‪hehe yay! calories ey? tell me about it.. i’ll be in Italy in a few days and im pretty sure […]

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True Life: I’m Grossed Out

So I was flipping through the channels one evening, and I came across a show that I can only describe as flat out disturbing (and perhaps disgusting). I’m sure you’ve all heard of it: MTV’s True Life. Now you have to understand that at this point in my night procrastination was rearing its ugly head; […]

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