An Angry “Feminazi’s” Attack on Rush Limbaugh’s Most Offensive Attacks on Women

Warning:  A fair amount of foul language is used in this post.

I’m going to echo a sentiment shared by any rational, free-thinking human being capable of reason and common sense:  I fucking cannot stand Rush Limbaugh.  In light of his recent slam against women who voted for Terry McAuliffe, I thought it would be both humorous and enlightening to put together my reactions to Limbaugh’s all-time most offensive statements about women.  Please enjoy.

1.       Limbaugh on feminism:

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”

2.       Limbaugh on sexual harassment:

“Some of these babes, I’m telling you, like the sexual harassment crowd. They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”

3.       Limbaugh on the women’s movement:

“I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.”

4.       Limbaugh on longevity:

“Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.”

5.       Limbaugh on breasts and intelligence:

“The larger the bra size, the smaller the IQ.”

6.       Limbaugh on chauvinism:

“We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.”

7.       Limbaugh on cats and women:

“My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed….She’s smart enough to know she can’t feed herself. She’s actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn’t have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat’s taught me more about women than anything my whole life.”

8.       Limbaugh on women’s clothing:

“I’ll tell you, you women. Why don’t you just make it official, put on some burkas and I’ll guaran-damn-tee you nobody’ll touch you. You put on a burka, and everybody’ll leave you alone if that’s what you want.”

9.       Limbaugh on overweight women:

“Female politicians get a pass on every aspect of their appearance. You would never have stories about how some female politican’s fat… There are plenty of lard-ass women in politics, and they get a total pass on it.”

10.   Limbaugh on contraceptives:

“So Ms. Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.”

11.   Limbaugh on why single mothers voted for McAuliffe:

“But to an unmarried single mother, a guy like McAuliffe may be exactly what she’s looking for…McAuliffe said, ‘Look, if you want to be a receptacle for male semen and not pay a price, I’m your guy.’” (Note: in case you are confused, McAuliffe did NOT say that.)

12.   Limbaugh on how liberal policies “demean” women:

“Look at what they [Democrats] are doing to women with their policies: They’re demeaning them, they’re turning them into nothing but abortion machines.”

13.   Rush Limbaugh on the First Lady:

“It doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat … No, I’m trying to say that our first lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”

14.   Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton:

“She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.”

15.   Limbaugh on women’s ability to be impartial:

“Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.”

16.   Limbaugh on homosexuals and abortion:

“Let’s say we discover the gene that says the kid’s gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid was gonna be born, [that he] was gonna be gay, they would take the pregnancy to term? Well, you don’t know but let’s say half of them said, “Oh, no, I don’t wanna do that to a kid.” [Then the] gay community finds out about this. The gay community would do the fastest 180 and become pro-life faster than anybody you’ve ever seen. … They’d be so against abortion if it was discovered that you could abort what you knew were gonna be gay babies.”

17.   Limbaugh on women’s test taking skills:

I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.”